Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Speaking of Organization...

I am a bit worried here.

Eloise has started making these to-do lists on for her and Esther to follow on Saturdays and Sundays.

You know, the days when other kids just play.

Well, if you look closely - she does list play "if we can" and watch TV "if we can." (i.e. if big mean mommy lets us)

Thank goodness she does list and check off "get up" also. Yes, they check off each item as they complete them.

To my family -yes, I know I am "super structured, don't mess with my kids schedules and you are FIRED from babysitting if you don't follow my super strict structured crazy ass rules at my house" kind of mom. I am not flexible. I know this. thankyouverymuch

But I will not take the blame for my kids anal to-do lists they make when they are 6 years old. It is not my fault.


I will never ever be as organized as Eloise. I love this girl.
xoxo,t

Monday, November 9, 2009

Things to do...


I haven't owned a calendar in 4 years.

When I worked(outside the home) - I had a calendar. An official Franklin Covey planner with meticulous notes, dates, appointments and to do lists.

I burned it the day I walked out of the office for the last time.

I have managed for 4 years without a calendar or a written to do list.

I can no longer manage.

I bought a calendar this Summer - but for the life of me cannot find the damn thing half the time.

I need a list that tells me where it is...and a beeper on it.

..and don't get all techie on me and tell me to put my calendar on my i-phone or computer or I would lose those too..and I like those.

Without my calendar I can still remember birthdays and anniversaries, but cannot remember what I am suppose to do tomorrow or what I did yesterday.

By gaining years and multiplying children, I no longer remember what I am doing, where I am going or why my socks don't match, or did I wipe?

I find myself standing in my living room, a baby in one hand, laundry on my head, phone on my shoulder and homework in my other hand - staring at the wall wondering where I was headed next.

I am turning into a man - but with multitasking abilities.

So I wrote down my to-do list today, to accomplish by 3pm, on my left arm so I won't lose it.
-laundry
-walk for one hour to burn off at least 2 of the 12 fun sized snickers consumed over the weekend
-get chili in the crock pot
-vacuum
-eBay shipping
-sell at least $2000 of Matilda Jane to pay off Stella McCartney Gap purchases last week
-cruise clothing chat boards
-feed my kids at least twice
-do fun art project with Esther after school to release built up mommy guilt, and then place her in front of PBS
-nurse, change, smile, nap, repeat
-match-up socks
-scrub disgusting toilets
-scoop cat poop
-curse loudly before, during and after scooping cat poop and then act like I am going to kick the cat and threaten him at least 4 times

So far I am doing pretty well.

How do you stay organized?
xoxo, t

Sunday, November 8, 2009

My Dad...

Turns 65 today. Gosh, I don't think he minds me saying that....as he is so not old.

"Papa" comes over almost every Saturday morning...just for a few hours.

It is his special time with his girls.

He is an amazing Papa. He has always been one to catch-up and hold the babies, to change diapers, to get them to smile and to snuggle them on his lap.

He is a Papa you find laying on the hardwood floor with them playing games and coloring as they get older.

He is a Papa you find running around the backyard playing tag and taking walks and taking them fishing.

He is a Papa probably wondering if he will find a golf partner in Eloise, as his other partners, me and my brother, retired when we had kids.

My Dad is an introvert, and likes a quiet life....like me..and my brother. He, like myself, gets a bit crazy and impatient when the volume gets high. He has a quick temper, also like myself...and my brother.

My Dad has a quick kiss and an I love you for me every week. My Dad never has any opinions for me. He doesn't judge, he doesn't gossip and he doesn't give advice unless asked for it. He doesn't talk much about himself. His visits are always about us girls...not him.

Treat yourself, Dad.

Happy Birthday, Dad/Papa - we love you.
xoxo,t

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Good Things..

No matter how bad your day has been, only good things happen when you have a pile of leaves in your yard....
















Really Good Things.

xoxo,t

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

..and then I rolled through Dog Poop...

My crappy day started yesterday with a bit of diarrhea from the previous nights msg laden Chinese food.

It continued crappy as Astrid pooped through no less than 4 of her outfits and unto 1 of mine.

..and as I wiped Esther's butt I reminder her that she is turning 5 in 3 months and that is when the mommy poop wiping fairy retires and she gets a birthday card that says "Congratulations, you are 5 and you now wipe your own butt. I still love you though."

I yelled at Jed no less than 4 times as he thinks it is okay to take 45 minutes in the bathroom. IT IS NOT OKAY - just for the record.

The damn cat pooped in FRONT of his litter box again. Really? Why? I am giving him extra attention...I am cleaning his box out daily(yes, I know a nursing mom should not do this job...)..and still he poops on the basement floor.

...and my day was topped off by running over dog poop, left by some incredible loser on the sidewalk, with my stroller. Unfortunately, I did not notice it, and now it is smeared on the carpet in the back of my vehicle. Boy, that smells nice.

So how is your crappy day going?
xoxo,t

Monday, November 2, 2009

For the Grandparents...

I normally wouldn't post just some boring Halloween pictures, but I believe I would be in trouble with the Grandparents if I didn't.

Exhibit A - a pink fairy...so unique and different from most pink fairies. [[cough]]

Exhibit B - a cowgirl. Yes, her skirt really is that short. Isn't suppose to be, but yes, her legs really are that long. I kept calling her the call-girl cow-girl. Yes, I really am that bad of a mom.


I made them start Trick or Treating before dark, and they were mad because NO ONE else does it before dark. I was like "hey, we will never make it to bed by 7pm if we don't start now."
(please note the short skirt from the back..oh my)

...and pumpkins

..and more pumpkins, even one with bird poop. oooh, aaaahh...

The girls scored a huge amount of candy and I am eating my weight in fun-size snickers. amen.
xoxo,t